My somewhat useless accomplishments:


  • Two tattoo designs to my credit. One for Joshua and one for Parker. (I must remember to photograph them someday).
  • My collection of pillows. On my bed alone there are 12 pillows and cushions.
  • I have survived 5 rounds of lay-offs or "right-sizing" at my current company.
  • I hand-painted my green lamp over with blue acrylic paint.
  • I once got rid of my dinette set to make room for a Pool table (4' by 8').
  • I look through "www.kamat.com" everyday to read up on stuff about India.
  • I am an envelope veteran. I have suffered numerous tongue cuts from licking envelopes.
  • At my fattest, I think I was 90 lbs.
  • I am all of 4'11".
  • I can fit into kids size 10 clothing (size 12 on good days).
  • I have around 50 pairs of footwear.
  • I am a shopaholic.
  • I have permanent bruises on my knees.
  • I have two scars on my forehead from falling down too many times as a child.
  • I have never attended a dance (high school, University, or otherwise).
  • I did not attend my graduation ceremony.
  • I have legally changed my name twice.
  • I was always the youngest in all my classes in High School.